If someone takes pride in their meat prep, we have the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for you! The Twisted Wares "I Rub My Own Meat" apron is bound in get a smile and a laugh out of anyone who sees it.

While you're going to get a chuckle with your Twisted Wares apron, the company takes quality seriously. Each one of their adult humor gifts features the quality you'd want and expect from your traditional housewares.

The design is screen-printed by hand onto the 100% heavy cotton twill canvas apron. The thick, high-quality material is designed to shield the wearer from spills and splashes; it isn't just for show! The criss-cross tie-around strap is 60" in length and allows you to adjust the apron to the perfect fit for your body - and can be tied anywhere that is comfortable for you! The built-in pocket allows for easily storing utensils - or anything else - while the loop on the front makes the perfect spot to hang a handy towel.

(If you want to see more full-size photos of the style of this apron, we recommend checking out the . The base apron style is the same!)

Specifications

Length: 36"
Width: 26"
Wrap-Around Strap Length: 60"